ILLEGAL Issue #24
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...and many new and good games! /THE "ILLEGAL" TEAM CHANGES FOR 1988... As you can see, and many of you will appreciate it, we decided to put more English into your ILLEGAL, just because we are not longer national, but international and lots of our friends wrote: -"...Thanx for the ILLEGAL, it was cool! (even though we can't read German)" ...and we noticed that we had to change something quickly. So the ILLEGAL is more English than German now. We hope you like it, if not or if you have any comment only let us know. Yours, /THE ILLEGAL TEAM HEADING TO NUMBER 25! Yep, it's true! The next ILLEGAL will be the 25th one that I release from its beginning in January 1986. Almost everything has changed. The 1st one had a circulation of 10 copies and now about 750 copies are spread (I'm sure there are more), but it was, if one compares the standard, nothing to today's ILLEGAL co-produced by RADWAR, COMMANDO FRONTIER and TRIANGLE. Even the language has changed, you notice that? I'll try to put the next issue totally in English but think of all the Germans who can't speak English, that's a problem, cause most of the ILLEGAL is spread in Germany of course. I have to thank PHOTONY from COOL COMBO (in my town) for lending me his computer, because without his help you wouldn't hold this ILLEGAL in your hands. My computer fucked off last night when I was writing articles, that's a problem but not an unsolveable one for JEFF SMART, eh? OK, almost unsolveable. I phoned MAD ALL for an hour from PHOTONY's home (you'll wonder 'bout your telephone bill) and had a real cool talk, hadn't we Allan? Special thanx for this issue are going to: MR.PINGE from TRIAD and MAD ALL from CFR for sending their articles by express (you don't have to do that, but I thank you!), GENESIS*PROJECTS for the frontpage drawing (even though I got another one from TRIANGLE (thanx), which was unfortunately too small...), my small printer for printing, my fingers for writing, the SIGMA CREW for phoning to give some news about their competition - just for fun from home without being in a conference or so (you must have a nice bill, Paul!), all the guys who supported me with news and rumours and good ideas, VELTINS PILS for their product, without it I wouldn't have been in the right mood to write (you know what I mean) and everyone else who feels responsible for the ILLEGAL. Of course also to all spreaders of this mag, especially to MAD ALL and the new German one YANKEE. Hey BKA from RADWAR, I'm still waiting for your articles for this issue. I hope they come tomorrow, 'cause I can't wait any longer. By the way: all guys have to send the articles for the forthcoming issue before the 3rd of February '88! Please do this, or I can't guarantee to get them published in the next ILLEGAL! This is very IMPORTANT, OK!? Yep, at the end of this week, everyone's coming to the RADWAR PARTY, even FAIRLIGHT from Sweden and some guys from Denmark, as I know TRITON TECHNOLOGY. We are all hoping for TRIAD to come. HOTLINE and all Dutch ones are there and of course the German elite, even the old stars like DYNAMIC DUO, FLASH and so on. But we'll know better in the next issue, when I tell you which group I joined (got some hot offers). LATER ON! /JEFF SMART NEWS FROM THE INNER SECTION! YOHO! That's my new part, it was former "Neues von der Front" and now as you see above "News from the Inner Section" where I gathered all information about you, your friends, your foes and everything else. Let's begin:
DC: -"What's up, Jeff?" MAD ALL'S MAILBOX
JEFF SMART LEFT TFD! OK, if you heard it or not, I'll tell you again that I left THE FANATIC DUO, because in my opinion everything depended only on me and then came the school (the following year is very important for me), so I quit TFD and I'll quit even swapping with most of my friends. But my friends will get a personal letter, as they used to get such letters from me. But before you start asking: what about ILLEGAL, JEFF? I tell you that I keep going on producing it, of course. Well, I'm thinking about joining a real famous group, but I'm not sure, because the problem that I can't live without getting brand new stuff, but I'll tell you the final development of me in the next issue, that's promised (and you know I keep all my promises - almost). OK, other things now... Heard about that weekend when BRIAN of TFD and me stayed at RADWAR's place together with MR.ZEROPAGE, when we went to the disco La Quinta, where the RWE-Party takes place and BRIAN's eclipse? (hehe) The thing was that BRIAN drank too much beer (in fact it wasn't so much, but he can't bear a lot) and you imagine what we had fun with BRIAN who vomits in MWS' house. But you'll read about that in English in the next issue, cause I really decided to put the ILLEGAL totally into English. I'm not sure whether this works, but you'll see it anyway. Well, I'm waiting for some comments about my English (that's the main problem for keeping the whole magazine in English), 'cause I think it has to be improved, eh? But please write how you like your ILLEGAL more? In English like all the pirates do, or in German like Germans do? Of course it's better to write it in English, 'coz more guys understand English than German, don't they? But the next ILLEGAL comes as surely as Impossible Mission II from Epyx. Now we are expecting cold winter months with not much games and much boredom. See you at all big parties! Yours.. /JS HELLO TO ALL FRIENDS! You know, even though I left THE FANATIC DUO, I'll keep on writing the ILLEGAL as before, of course, but I don't know if I'll swap in future. But I'll tell you at once if I'm sure. Here are the greetings for this month - big hellos to: MR.PINGE from almighty TRIAD (cool sticker on the last letter), CF + ACCEPT of BEASTIE BOYS, DAVE + CHRIS from THE AWESOME GUYS, HOTLINE's SLEDGEHAMMER, THE still WANDERING RUB and SPC, IAN from conFUSION, old LAFFEN from THE DEADLY FRIENDS, SWYX of TRIANGLE, JAYCE from DCU (R U still waiting?), RADWAR SURPRISES, MR.ZEROPAGE, (hugh!), RUN from SCOUSE (happy new year!), SOLDIERS AGAINST PROTECTION 2:1, IKARI warriors NIK and JUST ICE, DRS & COCO of ACE, SCOOPing TMC, all German exams passing MAD ALL from CFR, the rest of FCS (Halbeins, Ihr Idioten), THE DARK DARKNESS, TWR from SRG, RAW DEAL INC., THE flying SHARKS, GENESIS*PROJECTS, SIGMA-CREW (what 'bout some conferences), detonating DETONATOR, OLD IMPORTS, FAIRLIGHT's GOLLUM, THE TARTAN ARMY (Scottie - beam me over), TSK, TAU, DN-CREW, ROBIN HOOD (HA!) and all I've forgotten here. /JS BEING BLACKLISTED, WHAT'S GOING ON!? Most of you know about conferences and the joy late night phoning brings, not only can you talk to Americans who have never anything to say, but you can also talk to your swapfriends in Europe for hours without ever having to pay a funkilling phonebill. Some groups even arrange exclusive conferences with only their members on it, a sort of a general meeting to discuss future plans. But now the sad part! The American telephone company who runs the conference system is called Alliance. Not to be confused with the American pirate group, and of course Alliance knows that American hackers are calling for free, or freaking, as it's called. For months they have tried to stop the hackers, but no success! So now these so called "telephone executives" have decided to handle it differently, instead of stopping the callers, they are stopping the Europeans of being called. They let their computers check which lines in Europe are called more than normal and these numbers get a security check on them, they get blacklisted as they enjoy conferences anymore, but also for the people that are on the conferences when it crashes 'coz then the conference has to be put up again. They've only been using this method for a short time, but already the guys that get called a lot got blacklisted, among these are HUMAN of TDF, MAD ALL of CFR, ROCKY + DSH of FAC, BRIAN of TFD... But all is not lost, people that are blacklisted can still get added to the conference if the operator is using 3-way, and the rumour has spread that the blacklisting is only temporary, DSH and MAD ALL are on conferences again so let's just hope that if they blacklist you that it's only for a short time, because these cold winter nights are lonely without a regular confie. Written by /MAD ALL of CFR RUMORS OF THE MONTH (can be true or false, eh?)
INTERVIEW OF THE MONTH: RADWAR OF THE LIGHT CIRCLE In the neverending series (no, not DALLAS) I interviewed this month MWS from RWE. Here are the answers (not always serious to my questions):
THE VENLO-MEETING ON 19.12.87 Hey! Those Venlo meetings become more and more famous. They became so famous that I was there for the first time and it wasn't the last time. I went together with almost the whole RADWAR crew, MR.ZEROPAGE and BRIAN to the school where the part started at 11 o'clock in the morning. The room was overcrowded, about 250 guys were there, and it was (if one looks at the names of the guys who showed up) one of the best parties ever held. First of all BRIAN sat down with TMC from SCOOP and both programmed like hell. I talked a lot to my very good friend MAD ALL from the Belgian coast, who brought along with him (and that was the sensation for Venlo) two guys from IKARI, who travelled over from England just to come to Venlo. As you can imagine JUST ICE and NIK were asked from every Dutch lamer (and there were quite a lot of 'em) to swap with them: -"SWAP WITH ME. I AM VERY GOOD WITH SOFTWARE!"... Hah, but they stayed cool. Of course, I talked to SLEDGEHAMMER from HOTLINE, my old friend. A complete (?) list: SOFTRUNNER GROUP, CFR, HOTLINE (of course), IKARI, RADWAR, FCS, TWG (RUB - the duck + SPC), even COCO from ACE, SCOOP, KGB, the real FAC and so on. I guess you already heard about that thing with DSI and me (JEFF SMART)!? I knocked Marcel from DSI (unfortunately RenΘ, this sucker, wasn't there) down with a hit on his nose so that he had to leave this room for a short time, to go and stop the bleeding from his nose. Message to REN╔ of DSI: If we meet again, you'll die! So be very very careful of what you say, or you won't be able to say or do anything anymore!! Do you understand!? There was quite good stuff for the Amiga, too. WILL from HOTLINE, was sitting on Backlash like chief Sitting Bull himself and didn't want to give it out. Everyone was angry! Imagine of the speed: JANITOR cracked Bangkok Knights on 17.12.87 and we had it two days later. An express sending from Sweden takes normally three or four days. The solution: FAC imported it through modem from the USA who got 1 day before from TRIAD through modem. That's what I call: technological development! At four o'clock the thing was over, much too soon, the party was much too short for a real party. Everyone was satisfied, the small Dutch kids, who had new stuff, the bigger kids, who met their idols and the biggest kids, who met their good friends from thousand conferences. MZP bought Flying Shark from IKARI to crack it alone at home, because there was too much trouble as we know that from crackers in Bonn (guess who?), but there was no chance, trying to crack, when 20 kids are standing around you and crying: -"Do it, I want that game!". We're waiting for the next Venlo party! /JS THE TRIAD/FAIRLIGHT COPYPARTY FROM THE 18-21 DEC. '87 A short survey of this great event was brought to all of you who didn't show up here by MR.PINGE from TRIAD. Yes, the party started on the 18th of Dec, and we were expecting a lot of people but unfortunately everyone didn't show up.'cause many didn't have the money to travel the long way to Sweden. Maybe the party was arranged at the wrong time, near Christmas, and a lot of other parties around. Well, anyway, there were about 180 guys at the party but there were a lot of Swedish lamers too. Here are some of the groups that attended the party: TRIANGLE (the cool demomakers from Denmark), THE PAPILLONS (the fast crackers, also from Denmark), ZETREX (ex-WIZAX), 2000 AD (another cool Danish group), DOMINATORS (also from Denmark), PUREBYTE (the old legend from Finland), THE SHADOWS (Norway) and some more groups, plus a lot of Swedish groups, and of course TRIAD and FAIRLIGHT!!!!!! You see, not so many famous groups, but we had a real fun time anyway. The party was held in a big school in Huddinge, near Stockholm. TRIANGLE should have released their demo-competition-disk at the party, but everything wasn't finished, soI hope they will release it very soon. Triad has also made a part for that competition, so watch out! A lot of people were busy cracking a lot of games at the party, and we, TRIAD and FAIRLIGHT, had as usual a real competition about who cracked the fastest. Some groups also made some demos there, and some of us watched movies as well. We and FAIRLIGHT even transferred some cracks to the USA by modem using the school's telephone lines! As you notice, we had a real nice time there. A problem for me was that I left the party one day before the party ended, 'coz the people I was travelling with needed to go back home, so I can't tell you about the last day of the party. But I am sure that it was a cool day too! So to all of you who didn't show up: DON'T MISS A PARTY FROM TRIAD AND FAIRLIGHT AGAIN, 'coz there is always something cool happening there! Bye, and thanx for reading this article! Signed /MR.PINGE of TRIAD HELLO DUDES! (TRIANGLE SPEAKS) This is SWYX from TRIANGLE. Since we seem to be a very popular group at the moment, I'd better write something about ourselves this time! We are getting letters in which we're asked: "Do you wanna trade with me" almost every day. (I think many of you big guys out there have the same problems, right?) Well, some of these letters are from quite famous groups, but most of them are from smaller groups, also known as LAMERS! I'm the one who daily goes to open our postbox and I'm gonna be tired of getting all those lamer-letters, coz all of them write something like this: "If ya don't wanna swap with me, then please return my discs"! But how can I? It would cost me a fortune to return all those discs again! We simply can't afford to send back all of 'em. So read this carefully: those who aren't worth trading with, will not have their discs back a second time! I can name a few guys who wrote us lately and either have got our response or will get it very soon: THE WANDERER GROUP, THE SHARKS, THE SIGMA CREW etc.. We see these guys as cool and famous so of course we want to trade with them. Well, enough about letters, just a little note to all the "disc-supplying" guys: THANX! And now something sad... I have decided to stop swapping, 'cos I'm too busy and it's too expensive! The only groups I'm going to trade with in the future are: RADWAR / THE LIGHT CIRCLE, TRIAD (IXION!) and THE FANATIC DUO (long live the brotherhood!) The rest will be contacted by the other swapper in Triangle, SCRATCH, very soon! We might get a new member, who will trade as well very soon. So we can keep all our contacts and even get som new! What am I going to do in the future then? Well, things like cracking, writing for this great magazine and working on the game, CHIX and I has planned to do! And of course concentrate more on school! (My teachers are gonna love me!) I wanna leave ya all now, but before I say GOODBYE, a few notes to some people:
That's it! See you in the next issue, where I'll write a longer and much more interesting article than this time! You'll see my adress on the last page, so don't hesitate - write! GOODBYE says SWYX of TRIANGLE AND NOW... THE WEATHER BROADCAST! Lads and Gents, you have to expect in the following heavy down falling of Isepic because temperatures will fall below the Freeze-Frame-Point. Mainly in the zeropage one has to expect slight falling of zerobytes, so better buy a speeding system. In the ranking list Munich is leading with 9 cracks without module, followed from Cologne with 5 cracks. And now the traffic outlooks: Be very careful! On Track 18 a 23rd Read Error comes upon you. On the 9th of January: 30 kilometres traffic jam near Heinsberg because of a party. And now we continue our night sessions with music from... /MWS of CRM CREW & JS COMPETITION 1987 Are you frustrated about the ILLEGAL - rankings from 1987, then watch out for the SIGMA CREW's demo to take part in their competition for 1987, where everyone can win prices, not only the winners. Even those who take part in it! You have one vote per group and the last day you can vote is the 29th of February 1988. You can vote for: the best cracking group, the best demo creator, the most popular group, the most disliked group, the best group's history (write SIGMA about your group's history), the conference king, the best graphic artist, the best musician, the most successful newcomer in 1987, and last and best over all group! So WATCH FOR THE DEMO FROM SIGMA, NAMED SIMPLY "COMPETITION" AND GIVE YOUR VOTE! /JS RIDDLE OF THE MONTH! And again another "Riddle of the Month". The solution from the last month was: "CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!" And this time it's... Try to find it on your own! Here are the docs for the "Riddle of the Month": Search for the words among this labyrinth of letters. They can be found forwards, up, down, backwards and even diagonal! If you have found all words, check the characters which are left. Print them down from left-top up to right-bottom and then you found the solution. Good luck!
BUY OR DIE?!? Many guys are wondering about those arselicking wankers who wrote to you and order you to buy software for silly high prices aren't you? And many guys are wondering about this EAGLESOFT in the Netherlands (?), who have advertisements in famous computermagazines, even in Germany. They promise you the newest American stuff for only 8 German Marks per disks, that's about less than 4 USD. But do we really need stuff from ESI? Don't we get everything faster through the modem? I bet we're all faster than those guys. What has MITCH done to let those lamers join his group? Here's the adress of them which can be found in almost every computer magazine: EAGLESOFT INC., P.O. Box XXX, XXXX AR Sittard, Holland. Perhaps MITCH doesn't know about that, so please tell him that when if you talk to him, OK? When you look down, you find a German letter from idiots, called "Software Club" who wrote to SEVEN UP in order to sell games for 4 German Marks per game, but when you study the games on their list, you can only laugh: "A"utRun!? You laugh louder when you hear that this list represents their up-to-date games from the 16th of December '88. You fall down because of too much laughing when you recognize up to 15 mistakes in writing, I bet this is a 12 year old boy, who thinks he's the boss and can sell his "great" games to become a rich sucker. So let these guys burn in hell, eh? /JS C64 GAME REVIEWS We also offer the game reviews now in English, isn't that good? All reviews by me, JEFFIE! Let's begin:
CHARTS - JANUARY 1988
Chart Comments: DEMO OF THE YEAR was a compilation demo by TRIANGLE which contained demos from several groups, for example: TRIAD, FAIRLIGHT, DEXION, BEASTIE BOYS, TFD, 2000 AD and others... The CHRISTMAS DISK from COMMANDOFRONTIER was released at the Venlo party with much success. CFR announced they might make a follow-up this Easter with an EASTER DISK! Cool! Thanx for voting to: BEASTIE BOYS (CF), HOTLINE (SLH), RADWAR ENTERPRISES (MWS), CFR (MAD ALL), TRIAD (MR.PINGE), DCU (JAYCE), THE FALCONS, SAP (ACU), FANATIC DUO and all others! SPECIAL FEATURE: THE BIGGEST HIGHLIGHTS FROM GOOD OLD 1987!
ILLEGAL © by JEFF SMART
Co-Editors & Contributors:
BKA/RADWAR/TLC, MAD ALL/COMMANDOFRONTIER, SWYX/TRIANGLE 3532, MR.PINGE/TRIAD, THE AWESOME GUYS, CO3, DCU, HOTLINE
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