talking with the guardian, founder of shiver..

Session Start: Sat Jan 06 16:46:44 1998

*** Now talking in #teegee

<dangermouse> woo
<dangermouse> i feel special
<teegee> OK BEGIN
<dangermouse> heh
<teegee> THE FIRST INTERVIEW OF ME SINCE 1994!
<teegee> DONT YOU FEEL SPECIAL

<dangermouse> state yer real name, age, sex, occupation, gender, orientation, etc.. hobbies..
<dangermouse> I DO
<dangermouse> heh
<teegee> my real name is The Guardian, i'm 18 and I only have sex with children half my age, I'm male, and i'm sexually confused

<dangermouse> so it seems
<teegee> I'M SEXUALLY DISOBEDIANT WITH MY FELLOW CLASEMATES
<dangermouse> haha
<teegee> WELL IS THIS AN INTERVIEW OR A CHICKEN FEED SICKLE
<teegee> SICKLE IS MY WORD FOR THE DAY
<teegee> EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS
<teegee> IT SOUNDS COOL

<dangermouse> You know that thing the grim reaper carries around? thats a sickle
<dangermouse> i think, there like may be different versions of them

<dangermouse> So, when did you get involved with the scene? BBS?
<teegee> I got involved in the scene because I wanted to get on to the information superhighway and cruise the internet at a phenominal speed
<dangermouse> On a 2400?
<teegee> werd

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<teegee> AHH
<dangermouse> here we go
<teegee> GET HIM OUT
<dangermouse> u got ops

<retribution> AHHH!@#$!@#$!@#

<dangermouse> not me
<teegee> THIS IS OUR PRIVATE SEX CHANNEL
<teegee> OUT
<teegee> OUT

<retribution> OH MY GOD!#$!@#$!@#$@#$!#

<teegee> THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
<teegee> NO DONT TELL ANYONE
<teegee> THIS WILL NOT GET OUT

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* dngrmouse undoes his belt

<dangermouse> oh

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<dangermouse> heh

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<teegee> ahhhh

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<teegee> ok sorry
<teegee> go ahead
<dangermouse> umm, fuck.. yeah, ugot involved with the scene to cruise the net?

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<dangermouse> umm.. :>
<teegee> the truth is
<teegee> I GOT ON THE INTERNET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, CAUSE I WANTED PORN
<teegee> I WANTED LOTS AND LOTS OF PORN
<dangermouse> ahh yes, the truth is out, and yes :)
<teegee> did you know they killed 1 million chickens
<dangermouse> the weak point of our worthless souls
<dangermouse> yeah i heard about that shit, and guess what, IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK!@ haha idiots, they leave the dead shits on the roads and stuff
<dangermouse> so dogs can come and eat them

<teegee> did you know I have a woody right now

<teegee> ANYWAYS
<teegee> CONTINUE WITH THE INTERVIEW

<dangermouse> How/when did you get involved with the art scene -- ie. first groups, etc..
<teegee> I GOT INVOLVED WHEN I WAS LIKE 11
<dangermouse> whoa
<teegee> EyE waZ A warez pup
<teegee> in 1990 or somefin
<teegee> and then i joined riot in like 92 i think
<teegee> and then i started shiver in 94
<teegee> and then i turned into a faggot
<dangermouse> haha
<teegee> and here i am

<teegee><god> what kind of shanannagans are going on in #teegee? INVITE ME THIS MINUTE

<dangermouse> tell him to screw his own schlong
<teegee> he knows were having sex <dangermouse> obviously
<teegee><god> okay thats it i'm telling santa to pass over your house next christmas
<dangermouse> damn
<dangermouse> my GIJOEs!
<teegee> :(
<teegee> my barbies
<teegee> :(
<dangermouse> oh yes
<dangermouse> i would rather have the 'barbie' from aqua
<teegee> when I was 12 years old, I saved up all my money to buy a ken doll from toys r us, just to see the size of his package
<teegee> HE'S A FUCKIN WOMAN
<teegee> HE'S GOT A PUSSY
<teegee> COMPLETELY FLAT
<teegee> can you believe that?
<teegee> 1 MONTH OF MY ALLOWANCE FOR A WOMAN

<teegee> anyways
<teegee> continue..

<dangermouse> annnnways.. Shiver: Tell us a little about it -- Why did u start it, who was in it, and of course, why it ended..
<teegee> i ran shiver when I WAS 12 YEARS OLD
<teegee> i was like an 8th grader and I had no pubic hair
<teegee> and I had like 145 people under me
<teegee> CAN WE SAY ELITE?
<dangermouse> eLite
<teegee> SAY IT
<dangermouse> oops
<teegee> NO
<teegee> "ELITE"
<teegee> SAY IT CORRECTLY
<dangermouse> ELITE
<teegee> that is correct
<teegee> you may continue
<dangermouse> heh
<dangermouse> thanks

<teegee> I once owned a sheep
<teegee> BAH
<teegee> BAH
<teegee> BAHHHHHHHHH
<teegee> continue..
<dangermouse> So, what ELITE ppl were in it
<teegee> NO
<teegee> anyone who is anyone in the scene was in it
<dangermouse> its ok, im used to it
<dangermouse> i see

<dangermouse> Why did it end? (Shiver
) <teegee> eye cannot tell you
<teegee> it tis a secret i will bring to my grave
<dangermouse> Top seceret?
<teegee> SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<dangermouse> OH!
<teegee> YETH, TOP SEKRETH
<dangermouse> TELL ME!!
<dangermouse> TELL ME!!
<dangermouse> TELL ME!!
<dangermouse> TELL ME!!
<dangermouse> TELL ME!!
<teegee> NEXT QUESTION
<teegee> NOPE
<teegee> NOOOO

* dngrmouse cries

<teegee> bring me your brother and i'll consider it
<dangermouse> i have no brother to offer, but here have this goat
<teegee> NO DEAL
<dangermouse> damn
<teegee> NEXT QUESTION

<teegee> did you know ellen from that ABC show came out of the closet?
<teegee> she is a lesbian
<teegee> for reals!
<dangermouse> ok, what the Hell are you doing these days -- u seemed to have disappeared for a while last year
<dangermouse> YEAH I SAW
<dangermouse> and and, SO I OPRAH
<dangermouse> !
<dangermouse> !
<dangermouse> !
<dangermouse> !

<teegee> IM JACKING OFF
<teegee> IM A COLLEGE BOY NOW
<teegee> POPULAR PEOPLE EAT PEAS
<dangermouse> ahh, i've heard that college boys jack off in their dorms, with eachother, any truth in this statement?
<teegee> ummm
<teegee> no comment
<teegee> unban me from #ascii
<dangermouse> I have no oppers

<dangermouse> ok
<dangermouse> IS TG COMING BACK TO ART??
<dangermouse> last and final fanciful question
<teegee> NO
<dangermouse> ok
<dangermouse> thats it
<teegee> I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
<teegee> IF i am not, I DIE
<dangermouse> yes
<teegee> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<teegee> bewm
<teegee> i'm dead
<teegee> next question
<dangermouse> im all out of questions
<teegee> POPULAR PEOPLE EAT PEAS
<teegee> WHAT
<teegee> OUT OF QUESTIONS
<teegee> ok my turn
<dangermouse> we could ask stupid, silly ones
<dangermouse> ok

<teegee> danger: at what age were you circumcised?
<dangermouse> very very young
<teegee> AND FOR HEAVEN SAKES UNBAN ME FROM #ASCII
<dangermouse> oh hang

<teegee> dangr: did you know that black women are circumcised
<dangermouse> asking
<dangermouse> yes
<dangermouse> sort of

<teegee> dangr: I know, cause my next door neighbor is a nigger, and she's circumcised
<dangermouse> ahh

<teegee> danger: did you know that a dog has 3000 anuses?
<dangermouse> 'no shit' ?
<teegee> danger: well now you do.
<teegee> DAMMIT IM STILL BANNED ON #ASCII
<dangermouse> wtf would u do with 3000 anuses
<teegee> drooll..
<teegee> I'd be busy for 3000 days
<dangermouse> hahahh
<dangermouse> welp

<teegee> I have a question.. when did your parents find out you liked having sex with boys your age?
<dangermouse> no, only know about 6 yr olds
<teegee> teegee: sometimes.. do you fantasize about crawling into bed with your dad while your mom is on vacation.. and touching his leg and slowly moving your hand up to his penis?
<teegee> just curious
<dangermouse> FUCK NO
<teegee> OK, MY QUESTIONING IS DONE.
<teegee> DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME
<dangermouse> phew
<dangermouse> ok
<dangermouse> imout
<teegee> ok w0rd
<dangermouse> heh
<teegee> PEEEACE OUT TO THE NIGGERS1`
<teegee> oooooooorank

*** Quits: teegee (Off to finger, er feed my llama...)

Session Close: Sat Jan 06 17:08:48 1998