DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Dogs... " - REV. 04/09/99 - ACT TWO 33. 35 CONTINUED: BRUNT Done. Quark smiles, but then Brunt whips out a PADD for his thumbprint. BRUNT If you'll just sign this... QUARK What is it? BRUNT A receipt. QUARK For a bribe? BRUNT Surely you're aware of the new regulation making all bribes tax deductible. Quark gets up... his minding reeling. QUARK Wait, wait, wait. Did you just use... the "T" word? BRUNT You mean tax? QUARK Shh! Yeah, that one. Are you telling me there are... T's on Ferenginar? BRUNT You haven't been keeping up with the latest reforms, have you? Zek instituted a progressive income tax three months ago. QUARK You call that a reform! T's go against the very spirit of free enterprise -- why do you think they call it free?