DEEP SPACE NINE: "Body Parts" - REV. 04/08/96 - ACT TWO      20.

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					ROM
			I think so...

					QUARK
			Good. Now on to my funeral
			arrangements.

	Rom SNIFFLES slightly.

					ROM
			That makes me sad, Brother.

					QUARK
			Now, now. None of that. My death
			is nothing to get upset about --
			I'm making money on it.

	From behind the counter, Quark takes out a set of
	holosuite program rods.

					QUARK
			First, I want my eulogy to take
			place in the holosuite. We'll
			charge admission. Two slips a
			head.

					ROM
			I don't know about that...

					QUARK
			You're right, make it three. I
			want you to use this program --
			it's Doctor Bashir's.

					ROM
				(reading the label)
			Roman chariot races?

					QUARK
				(nodding)
			Trust me, it's spectacular. Big
			crowds. Lots of cheering. Tell
			all the women -- especially Dax --
			they have to come naked... out of
			respect.

	Rom makes a note on his PADD to do so. Bashir ENTERS.

					BASHIR
			Quark... I just got an odd message
			from a Doctor Orpax on Ferenginar.