DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO         21.

15   INT. INFIRMARY

	Bashir is checking out O'Brien at the examining table,
	examining something on the back of his neck.

					BASHIR
			What you've got there... is a
			sebaceous cyst.

					O'BRIEN
			I know it's a cyst. But it's
			getting bigger.

					BASHIR
			It's really nothing to worry
			about. Dermatologically speaking,
			you're perfectly healthy.

					O'BRIEN
			I'm perfectly healthy except I've
			got a disgusting cyst on the back
			of my neck. Now either I paint a
			nose, eyes and mouth on it and
			pretend I've got two heads, or you
			take it off.

					BASHIR
			I'll get you some paint.

	O'Brien's tired of kidding around.

					O'BRIEN
			Julian... get it off of me.

					BASHIR
			All right, all right. But you
			know what they say... two heads
			are better than one.

					O'BRIEN
				(not amused)
			I'm waiting.

	Bashir goes to get a medical instrument.