DEEP SPACE NINE: "Little Green Men" - REV. 09/20/95 - ACT TWO 20. 27 CONTINUED: (2) Professor Carlson takes out a pack of cigarettes, hands one to Nurse Garland, puts one in his own mouth, and lights both cigarettes. PROFESSOR CARLSON You can't keep this from the public forever, General. Beings from another planet have landed on Earth. It's one of the most important events in human history. GENERAL DENNING Maybe. But we can't risk causing a panic. I'm not telling the public anything until we know exactly what we're up against. Denning turns and we see that everyone in the room is watching Quark, Nog and Rom through the two-way mirror. We can't hear them until the General reaches over and flips a toggle switch activating a speaker over the mirror. (Because the Ferengis' universal translators are on the blink, we hear untranslated Ferengi whenever we're seeing them from the humans' point of view. Rough translations are in parentheses.) QUARK Pip im gren tovat. Yop bree gren skin law po far. (This is all your fault. I told you to check the ship.) ROM Yop im too, yoba. Yop sko ta yop ma. (I'm sorry, brother. I did the best I could.) 28 INT. EXAMINING ROOM Quark, Rom and Nog are trying to make sense of their surroundings. Now that the Ferengi are alone, we understand them perfectly. Quark checks the room's only door. QUARK Locked. (he looks around the room) What is this place? Where are we? ROM I wish you'd stop asking that. I told you, I don't know.