DEEP SPACE NINE: "Little Green Men" - REV. 09/20/95 - ACT ONE   10.

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					NOG
				(a warning) 
			Doctor, if you're trying to return 
			something from the sale...

					O'BRIEN
				(defending) 
			It's a going-away present.

					BASHIR 
			To help you get around easier on 
			Earth.

	Bashir hands him the package. Nog opens it and takes 
	out a PADD. He checks the PADD.

					NOG 
			A guidebook?

					O'BRIEN
				(a little defensive) 
			It's not just a guidebook. It's 
			a completely interactive program 
			detailing Earth's customs, 
			culture, history and geography.

					BASHIR 
			Everything you ever wanted to know 
			about Earth is right in that PADD.

					NOG 
			You mean it'll teach me how to 
			attract human females?

					O'BRIEN
			Almost everything.

					NOG
				(sincere) 
			I'm sure it'll come in handy. 
			Thank you.
				(a beat) 
			Well, I'd better get going. My 
			father and Uncle Quark are waiting 
			for me.

					O'BRIEN
			Good luck, Nog.

					BASHIR 
			Make us proud.