DEEP SPACE: "Meridian" - 09/20/94 - ACT ONE            15.

11   CONTINUED:

					TIRON
				(to Quark)
			A glass of Andorian ale...

	As he serves him.

					QUARK
			Done so soon?  You were barely in 
			the holosuite ten minutes...

					TIRON
			There was no reason for me to stay 
			the full hour...

	Quark thinks he's dealing with another satisfied customer.

					QUARK
			I understand, it's a very... effective 
			program.

					TIRON
			On the contrary.  I found it dull -- 
			boring, boring, boring.

					QUARK
			I'm sorry to hear that, but if you're 
			asking for a refund, forget it -- 
			the contract specifically says that 
			satisfaction is not guaranteed.
				(beat)
			But for a valued customer such as 
			yourself, I'll make an exception and 
			let you try a different program.  No 
			extra charge.

	Quark takes out a PADD, studies the screen.

					QUARK
			Let's see... something a little more 
			unique.
				(finding it)
			Ah, I have just the thing.  "A picnic 
			with the pleasure Goddess of Rixx."  
			I can even provide real food -- for 
			a small fee, of course.

					TIRON
			I don't like picnics, Quark... and 
			the food here is terrible.