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Mars Top Gun Academy

So you think you're are hot stuff. Well until you've been through the Mars Top Gun training school you're probably a WIMP. At MTG, you'll experience the latest in RubberFlex's WarpZinger Saucers--the ultimate high performance saucers. We're not talking about lame F-14's or any of the other earth made trinkets. These saucers accelerate to warp 9 in just 36 seconds--that's enough time dilation to reenter normal space 3 years later! Talk about cornering! Well, we won't talk about it, but bring your barf bag.

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