parking notice

INTERNET PARKING NOTICE

During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you -- sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt -- you'll thank us for it later.




Send this page to your friends to tell them they spend too much time online!

Or even better...

Send them a CUSTOMIZED Internet Parking Notice!



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Last Updated: 06/01/00
Metermaid: Cathie Walker
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