We're not as easily amused as you might think

After years and years of hard work, the CEA staff finally decided it was time to display a staff page to gain some notority and respect for all their effortless works. Unfortunately, they let the guy who writes the Amuse-O-Matic stories work on it.

A job you can get at Disneyworld
The name of your video rental store
A computer company or corporation
"You are now entering Hell. This line reserved for killers. This line reserved for liars. This Line reserved for . This line reserved for lawyers."
Anything that anyone can improve .
"And now, we'll go to Leonardo DiCaprio who is joining us live via satellite from ."
Any four leter word that starts with "f" (Man, how could you know that I was thinking of that word?)
A name that implies someone is stupid
Let's play "Match Game": No One Understands
A negative adjective
A four letter word starting with "p" (Get your mind out of the gutter for a minute, would ya? Geez...)
A kind of package or shipping container
A slang noun that means good looking
A job that doesn't require a college degree
A job that doesn't require brain power
Something associated with the redneck lifestyle
A famous person who's ever been accussed of a crime
A very small country
A name for a dog
Two girl's names ,
A boy's name
A very mean and overall nasty person
Anything you can buy at K-Mart
Something you light and blow to kingdom come
A celebrity no one talks about anymore
A vegetable
"You did what with the dog and a garden hose? Gee, you are one ."

Last Updated: 06/01/00
Story & Questions by Danny Gallagher who wrote this ridiculous and unnessesarily long and boring credit sentence for his own twisted yet baffling amusement.
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After years and years of hard work, the C*E*A staff finally decided it was time to display a staff page to gain some notority and respect for all their effortless works. Unfortunately, they let the guy who writes the Amuse-O-Matic stories work on it.

After years and years of hard work, the CEA staff finally decided it was time to display a staff page to gain some notority and respect for all their effortless works. Unfortunately, they let the guy who writes the Amuse-O-Matic stories work on it.