Amuse-O-Matic 2000





Type in the information requested, then fire up the Amuse-O-Matic 2000 for your customized experiment in humorology!


The name of a favorite theme park

The first name of a young child in the family in your story

The first name of another young child in the family in your story

The name that the children named above call their male parent/guardian.

The last name of the male parent/guardian named above

The name that the children named above call their female parent/guardian

The name of a boring family attraction or museum you wouldn't want to visit

A favorite food, candy or dessert topping.

Something a bully calls a smaller, weaker child on the playground at recess

The star of a children's TV program

The theme park you named surely has a dumb cartoon character mascot. Please name one

A number.

Another number.

Something that scares you (please capitalize the first letter of your answer)

It sometimes hurts when you your knuckles. (Please capitalize the first letter of your answer)

But not as much as when you your head (Please capitalize the first letter of your answer)

"If I had a big mallet and a watermelon, I'd it." (Please capitalize the first letter of your answer)

Name the last job on earth you'd want to have

Name one of your extremities


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