You've Got Your Oscar, Now What Do You Do?

First of all, I'd like to thank my probation officer...

A word you use when you can't think of anything to say like "uh,' "hmmm" or "I can't think of anything to say"
Name of a major newspaper
The name of a famous movie critic except Gene Siskel (This question is dedicated to the memory of the first thumb Gene Siskel)
"Hey Pauly Shore! Yeah, you loser! You know why your not gonna win an Oscar tonight? Huh, do you? I'll tell you why! Because !"
Two types of relatives in your family (it could be anything from your wife to your father's second cousin's brother's daughter's co-worker's college roommate)
"Oh yeah buddy? Well, guess what, I'm Pauly Shore! I'm rich, I'm famous, and I don't need a friggin' Oscar! So you can just !"
A famous movie director
First and last name of a famous actor or actress (put each name in a separate box)
First and last name of a famous athlete
First and last name of a famous criminal
Your first and last name
A pizza topping
Any type of animal that is real or fictional
A food brand name from the South Park series
A traditional side dish
A foreign country that has a national flag
A disease or disorder you can die from
Someone who puts the "u" in ugly
Type a seven letter word in all capital letters
A movie that deserves to be preserved forever
A movie that deserves to be set on fire
A movie that is currently in theaters
A movie you wish you could have appeared in
Name an Oscar category like Best Actor, Best Director, etc.