Now a really wacky occupation (you can make one up if you like!)

A gadget you'd buy from a tv infomercial

A martial art

The topic you hate most on Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer

Something Superman can do that you can't

An artistic talent

My dream fantasy computer program would be called:

The one thing in life you can't do without (the more outrageous the better)

The one person on earth you'd hate to work for the most

The silliest e-mail address you can think of (don't take too long!)