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Another word that means "to hit someone or something"
A long object
Choose one of the following: elevator, escalator, stairs, tram, monorail
Your favorite feature at the CEA
Something that is featured in your favorite feature
Any number with three digits
A famous adulterer
"Hey get a load of that down there! Man, is he/she hot or what?
"Why did you just say 'he/she?"
"I dunno, trying to be politically correct I guess."
Any first name, male or female
Brand name of a type of dog food
An inanimate object from nature
Any famous television actor or actress
Another word meaning "short"
Body part that houses a vital organ
A food people usually cook
A liquid humans should not drink
Brand of dishwashing detergent
An animal you'd find in a zoo
A vegetable you hate
Anything you buy at a hardware store in handfuls
Famous artist or cartoonist
A very big number
A sensitive part of the human body
A type of candy, not a brand name
Your favorite type of TV show
The name of your favorite TV show
An actor (not an actress, sorry Gloria Steinem) who appears on that TV show
A first name that belongs to a really tough guy
A job that tough guys have (Come on, sing with me: MACHO, MACHO MAN! I'VE GOT TO BE A MACHO MAN!)
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Last Updated: 06/01/00
Story & Questions by Danny Gallagher, who likes long walks on the beach and short sprints on Three-Mile Island
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