I've been watching my TV
It's got a hundred different stations
They all look the same to me
Now I'm ready for a new sensation

I'm getting ready for the Bigtime
Someday I'm going to be in Bigtime news
Don't have to take it when you're Bigtime
Someday you'll call me Mr. Bigtime too

In the big reclining chair
With a cold six pack of beer
You've got a front row seat
Lean back and put up you're feet
Man, the future is looking bright from here

I'm getting ready for the Bigtime
Someday I'm going to be in Bigtime news
I can taste it, I'll be prime time
Someday I'm going to be in Bigtime news
Don't have to take it when you're Bigtime
Someday you'll call me Mr. Bigtime too

I'm getting ready for the Bigtime
Someday I'm going to be in Bigtime news
Ain't going to waste it when I'm Bigtime
I'll be ready for it, bing, bang, boom
I can taste it, I'll be prime time
Someday I'm going to be in Bigtime news
Don't have to take it when you're Bigtime
Someday you'll call me Mr. Bigtime too