I'm flying south for the summer, I'm gonna
follow the sun,
I'm flying south for the summer now the mating
season's begun.
In San Tropez I met Selina, now her figure
was not very nice,
She was so thin the cats had her out on the
landing twice.
When she went down to the beach there, everyone
stared at her,
And when she wore her topless bathing suit,
people kept calling her 'sir'. Oh,
I'm flying south for the summer, I'm gonna
follow the sun,
I'm flying south for the summer now the mating
season's begun.
In Lisbon I first kissed Maria, it was late
on a September night,
She was a vision of loveliness in the early
morning light.
I said, "Tell me, where have you been all
my life, my Venus of the dawn?"
She smiled and said, "Well, for the first
twenty years I wasn't even born." Oh,
I'm flying south for the summer, I'm gonna
follow the sun,
I'm flying south for the summer now the mating
season's begun.
Big Annie from Brighton once ordered a steak
weighing nine and a quarter pound, The
butcher, he said, "Will you take it, ma'am, or shall I send it 'round?"
She said, "No, I just wanna look at it 'cause
I've been dieting like a chump, And
that's what I've lost and I just wanna see what it looks like in one lump."
Oh,
I'm flying south for the summer, I'm gonna
follow the sun,
I'm flying south for the summer now the mating
season's begun.
Oh, one day I saw in Jerona on a river so quiet
and remote,
Eight lovely girls from the college, they
were all in the same boat.
And as they rode in unison by me, I gallantly
waved my hat,
And I said with a sigh, "I wish that I could
stroke a crew just like that." Oh,
I'm flying south for the summer, I'm gonna
follow the sun,
I'm flying south for the summer now the mating
season's begun.
With Rita I stood in a tube train, we were
hanging on tight by the strap,
When she let her pretty white hanky fall on
a sleeping old gentleman's lap.
Now, when he awoke from his slumber he saw
everyone staring at him,
And thinking it was his shirt tail he slyly
tucked it in.
I'm flying south for the summer, I'm gonna
follow the sun,
I'm flying south for the summer now the mating
season's begun.
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