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Posted by: Jeremiah Jordan ( USA ) on May 02, 1997 at 10:37:52:
My friends and I went to McDonald's yesterday and I was shocked... Big Macs were only $.55! I could not believe my eyes. I had to have one, not because it was the flesh of a dead animal, but because it tasted so gosh darn good. I couldn't stop with just a Big McDeath. I went on to a six piece order of dead chicken parts. It tasted yummy. Not to mention the fries, which though only potatoes -- still had the juices of a dead carcass on it since they deep fry it in the same vat as the chicken nuggets. Um, um good. I would like to tell everyone how much I liked my meal. But just so you feel better about yourself, I did feel kind of sick afterwards. However, it was not because I consumed a dead animal, but rather because I consumed so many of them. Rock on. If we run out of food, we'll just eat the vegans. They have to be healthy for us, but I bet they taste bad.
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