On The Farm Part I

     The land of Gurtex is not a happy one.  Two farmers, who supply
     most of Gurtex's vital food sources have been arguing over
     supply routes and most importantly, business opportunties.

     It all started one day when Farmer Kilop proudly proclaimed
     that chickens have less cholesterol then cows at a farmer's
     market in Telermain.

     Farmer Nicholas, not to be out done, who also makes his 
     business selling cows, replied by saying that atleast his
     product wasn't contaminated by Selminella!

     A heated shouting match broke out as Nicholas and Kilop argued
     back and forth.  The people of Telermain began to wonder if
     turning Vegetarian wasn't such as bad idea after all!  

     Kilop started to take punches at Nicholas and a scuffle broke out.
     After the brief fight, Nicholas's pride was injured, since he
     was knocked out and fell off the stage into the cow drinking 
     water.  

     "I swear to get revenge on you, Kilop" he shouted and cursed
     vehemently while dripping from the water trough.

     Kilop, preparing for the worst, took his flock of chickens to 
     Usk'hem Gart and prepared for war.  Turning his hay movers into
     spear throwers and his top farmers into hero's, he and his
     battle chickens have readied themselves.  Outnumbering the bigger
     and more powerful battle cattle, Kilop also invests in some cooks,
     equiped with boiling oil.  The cooks, which some claim to come
     from a restaraunt called Fantasy Burger, are fully trained 
     engineers and were promised to be able to keep all the slain
     cows as booty.

     Nicholas, on the other hand, has assembled his cows and some of his
     farmers and are ready to exact revenge from Kilop.  His engineers
     come from a restraunt known only as "The Major", which specialize
     in chicken.  Therefore, they were promised to keep all the slain
     chickens as booty!   

     Let the battle begin!