How many men
does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when
she brings
it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is
a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
woman? Because a woman who can't even
afford a washing machine will probably never be able to
support you.
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Why do women
have smaller feet than men? It's one of
those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink. -----------------------------------------------
-------------------- How do you know when a woman is
about to say something smart? When she
starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
------------------------------------------------------------------- How do
you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on
the oven.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do
men pass gas more than women? Because women can't
shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure.
------------------------------------------------------------------- If your
dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in
first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up
once you let him in.
------------------------------------------------------------------- What's
worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't
do what she's told
------------------------------------------------------------------- I
married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was Always.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have
discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%. It's called a Wedding
Cake. ---------------------------------------------!
---------------------- Why do men die before their
wives? They want to.
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Women will
never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are
sexy. -------------------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God
created Woman. Since
then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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