A doctor on his morning walk,
noticed an elderly lady sitting
on her front step smoking a
cigar, so he walked up to her
and said, "I couldn't help but
notice how happy you look!
What's your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she
said. "Before I go to bed, I
smoke a nice big joint. I drink
a whole bottle of Jack Daniels
every week and eat only junk
food. On weekends, I pop pills,
get laid, and don't exercise at
all."
"That is absolutely amazing!
How old are you?"
"Thirty-four."