The Hugh Jampton Experience
Yes it's the man from SMERSH (Stupid Moron....er....whatever)
Hello and welcome to another low brow, and low budget, edition of the Hugh Jampton Experience!
The caption competition
Last issue we published this and asked readers to come up with a suitable caption...
The e-mail account was overflowing (it's only got 3K of capacity) within literally weeks. A couple had to be disqualified for being too funny, but rather rude, so the ones we can print include:
Harry Smith
Kevin Wells
Lol Simmonds
William McNee
(What???? Disqualify him at once - ED)
John Peachy
Shevels
Lol Simmonds
However our winner, for taking the chopper/axe them just a but further, and explaining the joke in the process is....
John Crane
So congratulations to John, as usual there is no prize, apart from the universal acclaim of being a RISCWorld caption competition winner.
So here's this issue's picture, can anyone think of a suitable caption?
Send your entries to HughJ@riscworld.co.uk and you too could become famous in your own house.
Hugh's picture gallery
Moving quickly on lets fill up the rest of the space with some of the many pictures I get sent every month...
So lets start with food instructions for Americans...
And whilst we are on the subject of morons here's an ideal accessory for Sunday drivers...
...and something for the occasional computer user as well...
Of course it isn't just computer users who are stupid...
Here is a fun little optical illusion, try scrolling up and down whilst staring at this...
Meanwhile this little chap has found his own way of making optical illusions...
