EVERYTHING'S UP TO DATE IN KANSAS CITY

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Converted by Russ Nielson using Dave Tribby's Midi Surgeon.

I got to Kansas City on a Friday
By Saturday I learned a thing or two
"Cause up till then I didn't have an idea
Of what this modern world was comin' to.

I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by themselves
Almost every time I took a walk
Then I put my ear to a Bell telephone
And a strange woman started in to talk.

What next?

Everything's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as far as they can go
They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high
About as high as building ought to go.

Everything's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as far as they can go
You can turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat
With every kind of comfort every house is all complete
You can walk to the privy in the rain and never wet your feet
They've gone about as far as they can go --
They've gone about as far as they can go.

Everything's up to date in Kansas City
It's better than a magic picture show
They've got a big thea-ay-ter that they call the burly-que
For fifty cents you can see a dandy show.

One of the gals is fat and pink and pretty
As round above as she is round below
I could swear that she was padded from her shoulders to her heels
And then she started dancin' and her dancin' made me feel
That every single thing she had was absolutely real
She went about as far as she could go --
She went about as far as she could go.

Everything's up to date in Kansas City ...

     from the musical "Oklahoma"
     by Richard Rodgers & Oscar Hammerstein II