____________________          ____________________                     |\_
|                    |   ____ |                    |                   /  .\_
|  CAN  YOU GIVE ME  |  /    \I  -BUT I CAN ADD A  |                  |   ___)
|  ONE GOOD  REASON  | (  NO     PITCHFORK  AND A  |  /\              |    \
|  WHY I SHOULD LET  |  \____/I  TAIL TO THAT "GO  | (  )             |  =  |
|  YOU IN?           |        |  TO HELL" ICON.    | _)(_     _       /_____\
|_______________ .___|        |_____. _____________|~ __ ~-._ \"~-.  [_______]
                \|                  |/    (_ /~,^ .r~T  T~i. ^.~\ _)   Brent
                 `                  '      \ \/ ,^|| |  | ||^. \/ /    James
              _____                ___ _    Y  /  || |[]| ||  \  Y     Benton
   .--.     .^  ,^^\.-.           {___~ )   | Y   || |  | ||   Y |
  / __ \   / ) / -- )_ \           c|..^o   | |   || |[]| ||   | |
 / ( (\ \ /(   ) ,>.| ) \           |c_,|  <| |===||=|  |=||===| |>
  ( ( (\ Y  __ (/ o Y).--^-------.   )_/l  <| |===||=|[]|=||===| |>
   ( ( (\l)/  \    )I | [~~~~~~~\|   `--.\---x.   || |  | ||   | |
 (  ( ( (|Y    Y (  |\| | \ _____\__ _ _/r~)  )\_ ||_|[]|_||_ _| |  _.
   ( \ \ ||    |____>-| |  T   = |.__\\<\`^  ", \~|| |  | || ~ | |"~
  \   \ (\|  '~~ Y____|_I__l_n___|_  / `---c~~^. Y'~^|_.^"`|_.-^-|__,-~
 ( \ ( ( (|      | | |   [=o H .=.]_ `-I~T~Y     |-          __
    ( \ \ l      | | l___[___H____] ~"_| | |    ,t     __  "~  ~"
   \ ( \ \I\     | |[_________H____] / | l_j_.-T |--"~~  ~"-.__,.--"~
    \ \ \ ||`----^-' :\_______H__/   \/|       | |-.._
     (   \|;     :   | |.. .. H.|^,__.-|   :   : |_   _.--~~"--..
        \ |   _  l _ : ||| || H||   __ !   |   ' l "~"  -Row ._  _.-"
         _|,-' ~"-' ~-.L|^.||_H|^-"~  ~"-.    ._  \_.-"~-.__   "~
Row    "~     ._   __,--.__~~     ~-._     _.   "~~         ~~~"
                ~~"        ~~"        "~~~"
         __                        ___________________________________
       _( _)_                     /    I know Beethoven was great,    \
      ( _) ( )            _____  |      but do you have to say it      |
     (_)    (_)          @@@@@@@ |  every day on rec.music.classical?  |
   __/     . |          @@@  .|_  \ __________________________________/
 /    \  --\_) _________@@(    _) |/                  | |         |
|   /\  \__/)-/_______(@@@@__-/                       | |        |'
|--|**|\__ --|        (___)   \___ /\  ##             !_!-v----v-"
|*****|__ |____________| \    |  /    \##    __--"""i i""""""""""i
 \*(#####)  ||      ||    \___|____/\__##   !_______! !__________!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
modified by Bob Allison
   ___ ___  ___  ___ _    ___ __  __   ___  ___  _ __   _____ _  _  ___
  | _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) |  | __|  \/  | / __|/ _ \| |\ \ / /_ _| \| |/ __|
  |  _/   / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| | \__ \ (_) | |_\ V / | || .` | (_ |
  |_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_|  |_| |___/\___/|____\_/ |___|_|\_|\___|
                      ___ ___  ___   ___ ___ ___ ___
                     | _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __|
                     |  _/   / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \
                     |_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/

                 YES   =============================   NO
          +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
          |            =============================            |
          V                                                     V
     +----------+     +---------+                          +---------+
     |   Don't  |  NO |   Does  |       +-------+     YES  | Did you |
     |   mess   | +---|  anyone |<------|  YOU  |<---------|   mess  |
     | with it! | |   |  know?  |       | MORON |          | with it |
     +----------+ |   +---------+       +-------+          +---------+
          |       V        | YES                                |  NO
          |    +------+    +-----------+                        |
          |    | HIDE |                V                        V
          |    |  IT  |            +--------+             +-----------+
          |    +------+            |  YOU   |        YES  | WILL THEY |
          |       |       +------->|  POOR  |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
          |       |       |        |BASTARD!|             +-----------+
          |       |       |        |________|                   |  NO
          |       |       |             |                       |
          |       |       |             V                       V
          |       |       |      +---------------+        +-----------+
          |       |       |  NO  | CAN YOU BLAME |        |DESTROY THE|
          |       |       +------| SOMEONE ELSE? |        |  EVIDENCE |
          |       |              +---------------+        +-----------+
          |       |                     |  YES                  |
          |       |                     v                       |
          |       |      ============================           |
          |       +---->||           N O            ||<---------+
          +------------>||      P R O B L E M       ||
                         ============================ modified by Bob Allison

        __-----_.                        ______            |\
       /  \      \           o  O  O   _(      )__         |-\
      /    |  |   \_---_   o._.      _(           )_       |--\
     |     |            \   | |""""(_   Let's see... )     |---\
     |     |             |@ | |    (_ rec.pets.dogs _)     |----\
      \___/   ___       /   | |      (__          _)       |--H--\
        \____(____\___/     | |         (________)        /|------\  Jason
        |__|                | |          |               / |-------\  Herr
        /   \-_             | |         |'              /| |--------\
      /      \_ "__ _       !_!--v---v--"              /-| |---------\
     /         "|  |>)      |""""""""|                /--| |----------\
    |          _|  | ._--""||        |               /---| |-----------\
    _\_____________|_|_____||________|_             /----| |------------\
   /                                   \           /_____| |-----O-------\
  /_____________________________________\         /        |____/w\____|___-\
  /                                     \         \------------------------| |
 /_______________________________________\      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 /                                       \                        .       .
/_________________________________________\                       |\_---_/|
     {                               }                           /   o_o   \
     <_______________________________|                           |    U    |
     |                               >                           \  ._I_.  /
     {_______________________________|               ________     `-_____-'
     <                               }              / SNOOPY \      Nathan
     |_______________________________|             /__________\     Pearson
\|/    \\/             \||//           |//                       \|/    |/
Iain P. Grier (modified by Bob Allison)

  .@@@@@@@@@.
 @@@       @@@@                                                   @@@@@@@@@
@@.           @@@                                      .             @@@@
@@@.         .@@@                 nn nn            M  |M|           @@@@@@
 @@@@@     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MM@MM@@@@@@@@@@@MMM@MMM@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.
@@@'         `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MM@MM@@@@@@@@@@@MMM@MMM@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'
@@.          .@@@                 uu uu            M  |M|
@@@.     .@@@@                                         '      '94 the wolfe
  `@@@@@@@@'
              _,aggddYYbbgga,_                        .      .-~\
          ,agd888P"      ,d888bga,                   / `-'\.'    `- :
       ,gd88888P"      ,d888888P"Y8g,                |    /          `._
     ,dP88888P"      ,d888888P"   `]Yb,              |   |   .-.        {
   ,d888888P"      ,d888888P"     ,d88Yb,             \  |   `-'         `.
  ,888888P"      ,d8888888b     ,d8888888,          .  \ |                /
 ,88888P"      ,dP"'     `"Yb,,d888888P"`8,       ~-.`. \|            .-~_
,8888P"      ,dP'           `Y888888P"   `Y,         `.\-.\       .-~      \
d88P"      ,d8"               "888P"      )b           `-'/~~ -.~          /
8P"      ,d8d'     Normand     `8"       ,d8         .-~/|`-._ /~~-.~ -- ~
8      ,d888)      Veilleux     Y,     ,d88P        /  |  \    ~- . _\
8    ,d88888'                   `Yba,,d888P'       B. K. Bullock
8  ,d8888888                      ``"""""'
8,d888888P"8                      /\        ------------oOOo---oOOo-----------
8888888P"  8                 ____/  \       ----------------------------------
88888P"    8         _______/        ~~~                 ||     ||
888P"      8        /         -<@>-    ~~~               ||/|_|\||
8P"      ,d8        >_____               ~~~             \\ @ @ //
8      ,d888        \______                ~~~             ( V )
8    ,d88888               `\_____/')        ~~            / O \
8  ,d8888888                       /          ~~       Lisa O'Donnell
8,d888888P"8        ______________/            ~~
8888888P"  8       /                            ~~
88888P"    8      /        __                    ~~               o
888P"      8     /        /                     ~~      /|   o         o
8P"      ,d8    (        (               /     ~~       \|=--            o
8      ,d888     \        \             /     ~~           ##
8    ,d88888      \        \           /     ~~                            \\
8  ,d8888888       \        \         /    ~~~          |\              /   \O
8,d888888P"8        \        \       /   ~~~        /--=|/             O_/   T
8888888P"  8         \                  ~~~        O|##                T    /|
88888P"    8          \                 /        _/T \_O               |\  | |
888P"      8           \               /           |\  T\_             | |
8P"      ,d8            \_____________/           / / //    Caleb J. McArthur
8      ,d888             _____________               / \
8    ,d88888            /             \
8  ,d8888888            \_____________/                .----------.
8,d888888P"8            _______________               /  .-.  .-.  \
8888888P"  8            \             /              /   | |  | |   \   HAVE
88888P"    8    ________/             \_______       \   `-'  `-'  _/    YOU
888P"      8   /                              \      /\     .--.  / |     SEEN
8P"      ,d8  /     Michael Soo Chong Kiat     \     \ |   /  /  / /       ME?
Y,     ,d88P /                                  \    / |  `--'  /\ \
`Ya,,,d888P'/____________________________________\    /`-------'  \ \
  ``""""''                                            Jym Dyer
\e/  o  \e/  o  \e/  o  \e/  o  \e/  o       o  \e/          o  \e/  o  \e/  o
 -  /-\  -  /-\  -  /-\  -  /-\  -  /-\ \e/ /-\  -   o   e/ /-\  -  /-\  -  /-\
 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  /|\ /|   |   |   |   |   |
/ \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                --o       /                     Peter E. Bergner
               `\<,      /
               0/ 0     /  \e/
 __o              __o  /    I             __    ___  Certified Roller Coaster
`\<,             `\<, /    `\\,          /XX\  /   \        __ Maniac /XXXXXX
O/ O       --o   O/ O/     O/ O         /XXXX\(     )      /XX\      /xXXXXXX
          `\<,      /                 /XXXXXX\\___/__    /XXXX\    /xXXXXXXX
          0/ 0     /                 /XXXXXXXX\__/XXX\__/XXXXXX\__/xXXXXXXXX
             __o  /                  Robert L. Deck
            `\-\ /
             0/ 0
               /
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 o  \e/  o  \e/  o          \e/  o       o  \e/  o  \e/  o  \e/  o  \e/  o  \e/
/-\  -  /-\  -  /-\ \e   o   -  /-\ \e/ /-\  -  /-\  -  /-\  -  /-\  -  /-\  -
 |   |   |   |   |   |\ /|\  |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
/ \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \
Peter E. Bergner                                                   /\
                                              ____                _\ \
  ___                                      .-~. /_"-._           /___ \
 `-._~-.                                  / /_ "~o\  :Y         / .\_\/
     \  \                                / : \~x.  ` ')        /\  __/
      ]  Y                              /  |  Y< ~-.__j        \ \ \
     /   !                        _.--~T : l  l<  /.-~       ___\ \/
    /   /                 ____.--~ .   ` l /~\ \<|Y         / ____/
   /   /             .-~~"        /| .    ',-~\ \L|        /\ \
  /   /             /     .^   \ Y~Y \.^>/l_   "--'       / /\ \
 /   Y           .-"(  .  l__  j_j l_/ /~_.-~    .       / /\/\/
Y    l          /    \  )    ~~~." / `/"~ / \.__/l_     /\  / /
|     \     _.-"      ~-{__     l  :  l._Z~-.___.--~    \ \  /
|      ~---~           /   ~~"---\_  ' __[>           /\/  \/
l  .                _.^   ___     _>-y~               \  /\/
 \  \     .      .-~   .-~   ~>--"  /                  \ \
  \  ~---"            /     ./  _.-'                    \/
   "-.,_____.,_  _.--~\     _.-~                      Henry
               ~~     (   _}       -Row               Churchyard
                      `. ~(
                        )  \
                       /,`--'~\--'~\
             ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                       __         ~~~        ^   ^
                                      /  \       /   \       (###(
                                      \  /      <    |     (~~\  /
                                       ||>       \   |      ~~~||
                                      /  \       /   \       /~  ~\
~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~
Jackie Robbins                   || Oh!-Huh? || Whatever || Hikeeba! ||

      _ __/\
  /\_\      \                                         |
 |           \                                     ___|___
 |             \           ___                      __|__
  \             \        /  _ \         ___________|_____|___________
 _|              \      {  ( \^)       (____\ /_______________\ /____)
 \                \     \  \  \|            / \    |_____|    / \
  \                \     \  \                    /(___|___)\      \_/
  --                \ ____)  \                 0   \     /   0   \|_|/
 \                            \                      \_/           O
  |                           )                From Kimberley M. Davis
___\_________________________/____________            /\             /\
   ..........................             ~~~~       /  \           /  \
  ............................                      /    \    _    /    \
  .............................                    /      \  / \  /      \
 ...............................                  /_______  /   \ ________\
...............................                            |P O P|  Craig
..............................                              \   /   Graham
Meindert de Jong                                            /\_/\
                                                           /     \
                                 ************             /       \
                         ****************************    /_________\
                     ***************@@@@@@***************
                  **************@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*************
                *************@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*************
               ************@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@************
               ***************@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@***************
                *******************@@@@@@@@*******************
                 **.***.*************@@@@*************.***.**
                    ***      *********@@*********      ***
                                *@****@@****@*
                        .*      *****@@*****      *.
                    *.           *****@@*****           .*
                          *  . * ****@@**** * .  *
                                 *****@@*****
--------------------------------.****@@@@****----------------------------------
                              .**** *@@@@* ****.
                           .*.* .*.*@ ** @*.*. *.*.
                      **   *  * * *@ *..* @* * *  *   **
                                  The Meach
_________     _________     _________
|\_______\    |_______|    /_______/|                              _     _
| | _____ |   | _____ |   | _____ | |      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  \   /
| | | | | |   | | | | |   | | | | | |    / (  (  (  (  (  (  (  (  \( = =)
| | | | | |   | | | | |   | | | | | |   <  (  (  (  (  (  (  (  (  / ( ^ )
| | | | | |   | | | | |   | | | | | |    \ (__(__(__(__(__(__(__(__)   ~
| | | | | |   | | | | |   | | | | | |      ^  ^  ^  ^  ^  ^  ^  ^  ^
| | | | | |   | | | | |   | | | | | |    Colin Douthwaite
| | | | | |   | | | | |   | | | | | |
\_/ \_/ \_/    \_/ \_/    \_/ \_/ \_/
"PH" Buxton

 Everybody is a three-eyed    _wr""        "-q__
        Monster.           _dP                 9m_     One Eye Looks Outside.
                         _#P                     9#_
                        d#@          You          9#m
                       d##                         ###
                      J###                         ###L
                      {###K                       J###K
                      ]####K      ___aaa___      J####F
                  __gmM######_  w#P""   ""9#m  _d#####Mmw__
               _g##############mZ_         __g##############m_
             _d####M@PPPP@@M#######Mmp gm#########@@PPP9@M####m_
            a###""          ,Z"#####@" '######"\g          ""M##m
           J#@"             0L  "*##     ##@"  J#              *#K
           #"               `#    "_gmwgm_~    dF               `#_
          7F                 "#_   ]#####F   _dK                 JE
          ]                    *m__ ##### __g@"                   F
                     Me          "PJ#####LP"        Them
           `                       0######_                      '
 One Eye Looks                   _0########_                   One Eye is Poked
    Inside     .               _d#####^#####m__              ,      out with
                "*w_________am#####P"   ~9#####mw_________w*"    A Sharp Stick
                    ""9@#####@M""           ""P@#####@M""
from Matt Ryan

%%%%%%%++;:,.       .,;%%+:,++%t%%+++t++$t++%+,,.. .,..  ...  .,..
ttttt%%++;,..    .;;:..,:;:      .  .,,.::;;;;:;:,.. .. .... ..,....
tt$$$t%+;:,.    :t$%:.         .            ..,,.,.      ......,........
tttttt%+;:,.. ,;;;,.    .,;%t&#&%+t$$+.                  ......,,,......  .
ttttt%%+;:,,,:+;,.  ..,+&###########t,                     .,,,,.....,..  ..
%ttt%%%+;:::;t&%:..,,,%############&:  .,.                  .,,,,....,.......
t$$%%%%++++%$$%+;;:::+&############%,,;$$:                   ...,...,....,,,.
$$t%%%%%%%t$$t%+++;;+$############&;;%##&;                     .,...,...,,,,.
$t%%%%%%%$&&$tt%+++%&#############t:+%%t;.                      .,.....,,,,,.
&$ttttt$&###$$t%++%$##############t,++;:,.     .,,.             .,..,,,,,,,,,
&&$tt$######&$t+;+&###############t,:;;;:,     ,:::,            .,,,,,,,,,::,
&&$$&######&$t++t##################;.:+;:,,,,,:;;;;:.   .       .,,,,,,,,,,::
#&&&#######&%;%####################$;:;++++:;;;+%+;,  :%%:.     .,:::::::::;:
############t%######################t::%%%+;++;+%;,..+&#$+,.    .,::::::::;;:
#############&&######################$;;;++::;+;::;t##$+;;,,,.....,::::;;;++;.
###############&$&#&##################&%++;,,:+t&##&t+::::,,,.,,,.,,::;;++%%+,
################&&#&&&$&&#######################&&$t%+;:,,,,:;;;;:::::;++%tt%,
###############&$&&t$t%t&&&&################&$$$$$ttt+;:,,,;+%%%++;;+;+%%t$$%,
#################&$$$$t&&$$&&t%$$$&&$$&&$&&$%%tt&t++++:,,,;%$$$$$tt%%%%%tt$$t,
#################&$&&$$&&t&#$t$&%t&t%$&$t$$ttt%%%++;:,,,,;%$&##&&&$$tttt$$&&$:
David Jackson                                                /\
                                                        ____/__\____
  -O                -O    /O               /O           \  /    \  /
    \ _.              \ __|/             __|/            \/      \/
     ( )               (_ )             (_ )             /\      /\
       \                 \             /  \             /__\____/__\
      _/                _/           ./. _/           Brian \  / Quick
Lisa O'Donnell      Kim Davis     Lisa O'Donnell             \/
 _   _____________________   _   _____
| | (_____________________) | | (_____)     ._(~)_._. ._.__. .__._(~)_.
| |___   _____   _____   ___| |  _   _      |_   _| (_) |_ (_) _|     |_
|  _  \ /  _  \ /  _  \ /  _  | / \ / \       ) (         )   (         )
| (_) | | (_) | | | | | | (_) | | |_| |     |~   ~| (~) |~ (~) ~|     |~
\_____/ \_____/ \_/ \_/ \_____/ \___  |     '~(_)~'~' '~'~~' '~~'~(_)~'
 _____________________________   ___| |     Randy Ransom
(_____________________________) (_____/
Sean Bond

    /*                              ___        _
   /_\          ___       ___      {*v*}      _M_       >>>       _..
  {0v-}        { 0 }     {00v}      _3_      {0^0}     {@.@}     {Uv0} /
 <[`.']>      <[`.']>   <[.B ]>   <[`.']>   <[$.$]>   <[x,X]>   <[===]+
  =Y=Y==========Y=Y========YY=======Y=Y=======W=W=======A=A=======Y=|====
(0v0)  Meet:  Cyclops, Picasso, Owl-in-a-Box, Top Hat, Punky and Peg-Leg
R L Samuell

:----------------------------------------------------------------------------:
] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [
:============================================================================:
 |  ._-.-_.  | ._-.-_.  __________THE________________. | ._-.-_. | ._-.-_.  |
 | //`\@/'\\ |//`\@/'\\ I`._-_,  //~\  _--_   /~\\ I'\\|//`\@/'\\|//`\@/'\\ |
 | :'.\X/.': |:'.\X/.': I ||     || | ||     ||  / I.':|:'.\X/.':|:'.\X/.': |
 |  \ ~~~ /  | \ ~~~ /  I ||     || | ~`__.  || /  I / | \ ~~~ / | \ ~~~ /  |
 |   `~Y~'   |  `~Y~'   I ||     || |    ||  \\/   I'  |  `~Y~'  |  `~Y~'   |
 |     |k%>  |    |k%>  I \\,    \\_/ \__||   \\_/ I%> |    |k%> |    |k%>  |
 |    `|     |   `|     I--------------------------I   |   `|    |   `|     |
 |     |,    |    |,    |    |,    |    |,   |    |,   |    |,   |    |,    |
 |  <%>|     | <%>|     | <%>|     | <%>|    | <%>|    | <%>|    | <%>|     |
 |    `|,    |   `|,    |   `|,    |   `|,   |   `|,   |   `|,   |   `|,    |
 |     |     |    |     |    |     |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |     |
:============================================================================:
] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [
:----------------------------------------------------------------------------:
Melody
                ___   ___           ___     ___          _____
      ________ (  (__(  (    __    (  (()  (  (         (  __(   _____
     (__   __(  )  ___   )  (  )    )  )()  )  )  ()()   )__  ) (  __(
        )  )   (__(  (__(  ()()()  (__(  ()(__(  ()  () (____(   )__  )
       (__(               (_)  (_)                ()()          (____(
        Kurt Wimmer