Prepare !!!!!

Our creation has 
          
               almost come to it's fruition...  
                                                the cyberspy lives !!!

Prepare...
           to gaze into the only eye of the mechanical menace... Beholder!

Prepare...
           to face the BoOgY man's distant relative... the LoOgY man !!

Prepare...
           to dodge the toxic fumes of the gastrovascularly-active Fat Boy!

Prepare... 
           to feel the pain when
           
                    Brash-Malone (scary, bald x-wrestler turned
           
                            cronie) applies his infamous

                                      skull-cracking HEADBUTT !!

These are just *some* of the evil FiEnDs that you will face in...
             
                      
                      
                      *--> ACTION JACK : Cyberspy <--*
                    

Prepare...
  
          for something a little different from Sleep DePriVaTiOn Software.
  

            
            
          *-->  Who the hell is Sleep DePriVaTiOn Software ??? <--* 



So glad you asked...
  
   We are Sleep DePriVaTiOn Software... a new shareware company based here in

Knoxvulle,Tn. We are a group of programmers who met (and currently study 

computer science) at U.T. Knoxville...
   
   
   Our first creation, Action Jack: Cyberspy (trendy little word... 

Cyberspy...but it fits...) will first appear on Electronic Adventures BBS 

at some point in october... (and yes we mean october of this year... not 

Christmas 2005 !)
   
   
   Action Jack has been in development for over eight months and represents 

the hard work of the sleep-deprived members of the S.D.S. design team...

With VGA graphics, SoundBlaster (tm) support, and a thirteen story high-rise 

filled with tricks, traps, a dabble of the ever-popular partial nudity, and 

the evil gadgets and henchmen of the iNsIdIoUs millionaire who plots to 

turn the Internet into a user-friendly yuppie playground... Action Jack is 

sure to be a crowd pleaser...
   
   
   More info on the launch date is on the way say stay tuned !

   (To see the slideshow, just type 'demo' and hit enter...)
                               
                               With love,
                                  The Sleep DePriVaTiOn Software staff...