Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements as written in the Satanic
Bible by Anton LaVey
- 1) Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
- 2) Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
- 3) Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
- 4) Satan represents kindness th those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
- 5) Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
- 6) Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
- 7) Satan represents man as just another animal,
sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours,
who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
- 8) Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
- 9) Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!
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