Requirements for Reproducing These Stories

This is a friendly note to any authors or journalists out there who wish to reproduce any of these stories in a book, magazine, newspaper, or other printed for-sale medium.

I CANNOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE THESE STORIES! You must contact the original author (listed in the "From:" line in the header of each story) and get permission from them. I didn't write these stories (well, not most of them anyway) and I can't give you permission to reproduce them. Comprende?