This is his story:
“In a bizarre twist to the controversy raging over the 'Santilli Roswell Film', ufologist Geoff Fulstone was contacted by persons annonymous, met in a busy London street and taken blindfold to a secret location. The reason? To be shown the sequel to the now famous Roswell Autopsy film.
After being locked in a room he was told to remove his blindfold, a video was switched on and this is what he saw:
It's a surprise. Essentially like a poorly made schools educational film the new Santilli video (NSU for convenience) seems as though it's a stop-gap, a pot boiler to keep the masses drooling until the next 'real' film is made -er, carefully restored from the original 1947 footage.
Saul, our guide for the programme, flips us between various experts and tries to elicit from them statements that the film is indeed real. Of course it's a real film - it's what's on it that's not!
Having been told that "we will prove the film is not a special effect", various sfxt boys, including the team who made Jurassic Park, discuss the pros and cons. The upshot is that yes, it could be faked but no, it wouldn't be easy and yes they'd be proud to have done it. But we knew that already.
Ian West, Head of Forensic Pathology at Guys Hospital persists in his refusal to give in to Saul's attempts to get him to validate the film. He's just not convinced, wary of the crass semantic tricks based on the premise 'if' that Saul uses to such poor effect. If West had seen the rest of the film he would be even less convinced. Next up are two Austrian 'psychics' who believe they have contacted the soul of the dead ufonaut! Yes, it's that bad - I won't tell you what they said because it's so funny you deserve to wait for the official release.
More attempts at 'official' validation come when Saul trots off to the London School Of Classical Studies to interview an archaeologist as to what the glyphs on the I beam from the 'tent footage' mean. Excitement mounts as the archaeologist concedes they could be Greek symbols and that they could stand for the word 'Freedom' and that yes Saul, it's just possible that this may be the name of their spaceship. A spaceship called Freedom eh? Evocative or what.
More experts follow, BUFORA's Philip Mantle chips in with some non-committal statements, but is easily outshone by Clifford Stone who reckons he was shown an autopsy of an alien in '69 and this is the same thing. Stone implicates the surgeon at the autopsy to be MJ12s Detlev Bronk and so subtlely adds another layer to an already obfusticated artefact.
After this Geoff Fulstone was once again blindfolded and taken to the same busy street in London he was picked up at. He don't know who?, or why? Who's behind the film? Why all this bizarre secrecy before it's released ? Stay tuned!