Yet even more pictures from my family album

Here I am crusin' for some space-chicks in Florida. Believe me you haven't lived until you've seen what a REAL bikini looks like on a Goatian women.
(But make sure it's a women, because I tell you this one time WHOA, I'll never make that mistake again)

Here's me in the great white north. Well actually it's just a picture of some guy's hat but try telling that to those Canadians, eh?

Watch out for the stool everyone! Geez, some people will take a picture of anything. Every heard of a flash you stupid humans?

Here's a picture of a sandcastle I made when I was vacationing on Mars as a kid. You know with the light hitting it that way it kinda looks like a face. But who whould believe such a thing. Like why would anyone build a face you could only see from orbit.

Here we are on a family outing getting some culture, I think it's in Italy somewhere.

Here's the first picture from the original "invasion".

Here are me and some of my friends down-under.
By the way a dingo didn't steal your baby we did.

DAMN RIGHT!

I think this picture was inspired by the old Batman television series.

Here I am practicing my spelling.
Pretty good "e" don't you think.

Here's a picture of my second ship. What a beut don't you think?

"Here's a picture of one of our more sportier ufo models. As you can see it's very thin - which makes it very easy to avoid detection by those pesky humans. Come by your nearest dealership and take one for a test drive today!"
Actually taken from a newspaper ad on Mufonian, the used ufo planet.
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