The
Bardic School
of Ireland
Are
you blessed with an excellent memory, a gift for verbal improvisation,
and a flair for the dramatic? Do you desire the fame and fortune
enjoyed by master bards? Are you willing to study for 20 years or
more to achieve your goal? If you answered "yes" to these
questions, you might have what it takes to become an ollave, the
highest class of poet in our land. And the Bardic School of Ireland
can get you there.
Our
Master Training Program will teach you how to:
recount the history of Ireland in the form of long poems with elaborate
structures
recite any of over 350 full-length tales about a broad range of
subjects, including:
•
battles |
•
elopements |
•
adventures |
•
slaughters |
•
feasts |
•
tragic deaths |
•
sieges |
•
mystifying visions |
•
cattle-raiding expeditions |
•
courtships and wooings |
grab an audiences attention . . . and keep it
spice up your tales with garish description, lively alliteration,
and enticing adjectives
go a-barding! As a professional bard, you will
have the opportunity to earn
handsome fees, choose suitable
patrons, and enjoy free lodging at
the homes of nobles throughout
the country. Thanks to our Career
Development Program, you will
learn how to use the threat of
scathing satire to extort payment
from a potential target.
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