Two vampires go into a bar. And the first one asks the other, "What
would you like to drink?". And after a quick think, the second one says "A Bloody Mary, Please",
so the first one orders him the Bloody Mary and then he asks the
barman for some hot water. The barman gives the vampires their drinks and they go and sit down.
The second vampire turns to the first and asks, "That's a strange drink for a vampire, isn't it?". But the first one
says "it's ok, I've bought my own T-bags" and he brings out an old
wooden box and places it on the table. Once again the second vampire quizzes his friend on his strange
drinking habits, thinking that a vampire should really be drinking
Bloody Mary's. "I'm worried about you mate, as vampires shouldn't be
drinking tea". But the first vampire just ignores his friend and reaches for his old
wooden box, opens the lid, grabs the string, and places one in the
hot water and gives it a stir as his friend looks on. The second
vampire then turns to his friend and smiles as he drinks his own
beverage and is suddenly jealous of his friend and wished he had
ordered hot water instead of the Bloody Mary. "It's ok" says the first one as he passes his friend the old wooden
box. "You can have one, if you like". The second vampire thanks his friend and reaches inside the old
wooden box, grabs a string and pulls out... his own used tampon.