A man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his
regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby,
all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if
she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl,
saying, "This is from the gentleman over there." She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches
in your pants". The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her,
and it reads: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarossa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I
have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a
woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the
bottle back."