We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where the following: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_)a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass